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what's the standard issue rifle we'll have in the skeleton war?
Anonymous

coffeeandspentbrass:

I’m thinking M14’s. We need something good for demon whacking.

Speaking my language, m8

ebola-chan no

ebola-chan no

Cat meowing at a BALLISTIC MISSILE! CLIMB ABOVE 5000 FEET!
Anonymous

cat-meowing-at-things:

CLIMB NUGGETS, CLIMB.

Leninists: fuckin liberals
Anarchists: fuckin liberals
Post-leftists: fuckin liberals
Tank club: fuckin liberals
Democratic socialists: fuckin liberals
Trots: fuckin liberals
Left communists: fuckin liberals
Social democrats: I mean the lesser of two evils
Mutualists: fuckin liberals
"anarcho"-capitalists: fuckin liberals
Libertarians: fuckin liberals
Fascists: fuckin liberals
Conservatives: fuckin liberals
Monarchists: fuckin liberals
Fundamentalists: fuckin liberals
Reactionaries: fuckin liberals
Dark Enlightenment: fuckin liberals
Rad fems: fuckin liberals
Liberals: hate breeds more hate uwu
Obama’s troop withdrawl

Because Vietnamization worked the last time

The first one made me chuckle, and the second made me nod in agreement.
I’m going for a really practical guy, but is still as religious as the next commissar. Not quite Gaunt-tier, but knows how to keep a regiment together
A couple scenes I thought up to use later when I want to start fleshing out the regimental commissar of my Blackguard regiment

Colonel Walis drew his traditional greatsword, passed down the regiment since the founding of the Hesslan Empire, and raised it towards the sky. “For the king!”

A soft ahem from behind caught the colonel’s attention.

“…And the Emperor!” he bellowed, leveling his weapon as if challenging the enemy. A sly look back showed him the commisar’s slight nod of approval.

“There is a fine line, Colonel, of zealotry and idiocy. I use lives, but I do not throw them away,” Eisbet explained. “To spend them, the highest form of worship towards the God Emperor. To waste them, among the most grievous of sins short of heresy.”

communismkills:

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Need more ideas.

I had a friend who went as an IRS lawyer

skeletalzergface:

First day vac and I’m reformatting my hard drive

Wonderful

W-what happened

Also install Steam to your phone

Everyone seems to have forgotten that you need to actually drink a vampire’s blood to become one

nightbringer24:

rift-in-the-warp:

nightbringer24:

butmuhgains:

achmed-the-right-wing-llama:

butmuhgains:

skelletran:

I didn’t know that

read dracula you faglord

I forgot that…. I read it too. Seriously?

Yee, bruv. Them drinking your blood is just feeding. You turn into one when you drink theirs. Obviously, no one in their sane mind would do that, so they’re seduced and put in a trance.

So when did it change to ‘them drinking your blood’? And what’s with the whole preference for virgins anyway?

I think the whole virgin thing is about  the “corruption of the innocent.”

And did Lucy drink Dracula’s blood in the book? Its been a while since I read it and I thought she was just drained and that made her a vampire.

I was thinking more along the lines of in Hellsing where virgins who get bitten turn into vampires, but non-virgins get turned into ghouls. 

Rift is onto it. Lucy Westenra “Light of the west”, a perfectly English blond-haired girl from a rich Victorian family, is taken advantage of by big, scary eastern Europeans.

alternicobase:

Love this

alternicobase:

Love this

Everyone seems to have forgotten that you need to actually drink a vampire’s blood to become one

achmed-the-right-wing-llama:

butmuhgains:

skelletran:

I didn’t know that

read dracula you faglord

I forgot that…. I read it too. Seriously?

Yee, bruv. Them drinking your blood is just feeding. You turn into one when you drink theirs. Obviously, no one in their sane mind would do that, so they’re seduced and put in a trance.